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Daria

Daria Morgendorffer lives with her stressed-out, career-fixated parents, Helen and Jake, and her relentlessly cute and popular little sister, Quinn. Daria and her fellow outcast and best friend, Jane Lane, attend Lawndale High School where they are surrou

(56 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (21)Season 2 (17)Season 3 (4)Season 4 (5)Season 5 (7)

Characters

Glenn Eichler (40)Tracy Grandstaff (36)Daria Morgendorffer (voice) (29)Wendy Hoopes (15)Peggy Nicoll (12)Jane Lane (voice) (10)Daria Morgendorffer (7)Rachel Lipman (5)Anne Bernstein (5)Sam Johnson (5)

“My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate, because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.”

— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: Regrets, Bitter Realization, Career, Life, Teens

“Quinn: Daria, you can't leave me here with those, those yuppies. Daria: Yuppies are from the '80s. Quinn: So what do you call people with funny outfits who talk about peace and love and stuff? Daria: Trekkies.”

— Glenn Eichler, Anne D. Bernstein, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: Yuppies, Funny Outfits, Peace, Love, Trekkies

“Daria: You tried to buy my influence with a date? Quinn: Well, that's how we do it in America, comrade.”

— Glenn Eichler, Sam Johnson, Quinn Morgendorffer (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

Tagged: influence, Date, America, Comrade

“Jane: She's cute, there are different standards for cute people. Daria: You mean no standards.”

— Rachel Lipman, Peggy Nicoll, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

Tagged: Standards, Cute, Cute People, No Standards

“Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth.”

— Rachel Lipman, Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: shallow, Depth, thorough

“Mom, if you're going to reminisce, I'll be forced to call Social Services.”

— Glenn Eichler, Rachel Lipman, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: Social Services, Reminice, Sassy

“Daria: Only Quinn could turn having brains into a fad. Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains.”

— Rachel Lipman, Glenn Eichler, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

Tagged: Brains, Fads, Pierced, Piercing

“I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.”

— Glenn Eichler, Peggy Nicoll, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: mother, paint, shoot, Gun

“Mr. Anthony DeMartino: And why are we going to engage in simulated combat? Daria. Daria: Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?”

— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: high school, Education, Combat, Students, Guns

“Mr. O'Neill: So you see, girls, I don't want to change the intent of the poster, I just want to make it more palatable. You know what they say: 'A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.' Jane: Not if you're diabetic.”

— Glenn Eichler, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

Tagged: Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, Diabetes, Sassy

“I don't like it when I say people should die and then they do. I don't want that kind of responsibility. At least not until I've got a job in middle management.”

— Karen Hydendahl, Paul Sparagano, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

Tagged: Die, Death, Responsibility, Job, Middle Management

“Daria: My family went crazy from eating psychotropic berries, so we were evacuated from the woods and they had their stomachs pumped. Jane: Wow, that's cool. My family was already crazy without any berries, so Trent and I evacuated ourselves to the airport in my aunt's rental car and flew the hell o…”

— Glenn Eichler, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

Tagged: crazy, Evacuation, Stomach Pumped, Airport

“Dammit! It's my turn to say Dammit!”

— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: Dammit, Timing, My Turn

“Quinn: Is this gonna take long? I'm suppose to be somewhere. Daria: Oh, is there another tight pants sale going on at the mall?”

— Sam Johnson, Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: Sassy, Tight Pants, mall

“Trent: Daria, do you ever feel like you are wasting your life? Daria: Only when I'm awake.”

— Anne Bernstein, Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: Wasting Your Life, Awake, Napping

“Helen: Quinn, what is that thing on your arm? Quinn: Don't worry, mom! It's fake. Daria: Aww, you got a tattoo to match your personality.”

— Glenn Eichler, Anne Bernstein, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: Tattoo, fake, Personality, Sassy, Diss

“Jane: So, basically, you've convinced them that you were too dull to be worth grounding. Daria: Exactly, and the sad thing is, it's kinda true.”

— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: dull, Grounding, Sad thing

“Dr. Shar: It puts a frown on my face, and I don't like having a frown on my face. Daria: Maybe you could inject collagen into your lips in the shape of a smile”

— Larry Doyle, Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: Frown, Collegen, Lips, Smile

“And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal.”

— Anne Bernstein, Glenn Eichler, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

Tagged: Spoon, Legal, Marriage, Hawaii

“Brittany: If you think you're going to take Kevin away from me, you're wrong. Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain! Daria: You know, Brittany, that was actually a very astute observation about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend.”

— Peggy Nicoll, Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

Tagged: Boyfriend, Jealousy, Brain, Lab Partner, Dating