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King of the Hill

Set in Texas, this animated series follows the life of propane salesman Hank Hill, who lives with his overly confident substitute Spanish teacher wife Peggy, wannabe comedian son Bobby, and naive niece Luanne. Hank has conservative views about God, family

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“Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock and roll worse?”

— Tony Gama-Lobo, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Christian Rock

“The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town.”

— Pete Huyck, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: pimping, propane

“Dale, that's asinine, and here's four reasons why. First, you're not gonna clone a super-warrior out of a guy who can't even win a thumb-wrestling match. Two, you've spent your life swearing that the robots will eliminate the clones by the year 2010, so which is it, robots or clones? Three, you've a…”

— Tony Gama-Lobo, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: asinine, Warriors, Mongolians

“Well, Joseph went to his first sleepover last night. Didn't go so well, he's a cuddler, so I had to go pick him up.”

— Tim Croston, Chip Hall, Dale Gribble, Johnny Hardwick, imdb.com

Tagged: Sleepover, Cuddler

“Hank: I'm gonna kick your asses! Dale: Why is it always about asses with you, Hank?”

— Jonathan Collier, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Kick Ass, asses, ass fetish

“That makes a whole lot of sense….A whole lot of nonsense!”

— Norm Hiscock, Dale Gribble, Johnny Hardwick, imdb.com

Tagged: Sense, Nonsense

“Dad, I'm confused. So you should trust people until they betray you, and then try to blow them up?”

— Tim Croston, Chip Hall, Bobby Hill, Pamela Adlon, imdb.com

Tagged: Trust, Betrayal, Terrorism

“I know how dark it is for you right now; curled up, lying in your own emotional vomit. You're in hell now, Boomhauer. And the only way out is through a long, dark tunnel. And you're afraid to go in, because there's a train comin' at you, carryin' a boxcar full of heartbreak. Well, let me tell you so…”

— Dean Young, Bill Dauterive, Stephen Root, imdb.com

Tagged: Hell, Boomhauer, Prison, Revenge

“The only thing your roommates (i.e., enemies) will understand is fear (i.e., psychological warfare (i.e., dirty tricks). It worked for Dick Nixon. For example, get ahold of some goat's blood. Taint that blood. Then when your roommates need blood, give them the tainted goat's blood. It's a perfect pl…”

— Garland Testa, Dale Gribble, Johnny Hardwick, imdb.com

Tagged: enemies, Fear, tricks, Richard Nixon, Goat's Blood

“...which is why so many people are suddenly allergic to peanuts. The peanuts are emitting toxins as an evolutionary defense mechanism. They're tired of being eaten, and now they're fighting back.”

— Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger, Dale Gribble, Johnny Hardwick, imdb.com

Tagged: peanut allergies, Conspiracy Theories

“My class was cancelled and the library was closed. I love college.”

— Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger, Luanne Platter, Brittany Murphy, imdb.com

Tagged: Class, College, Lazy, Slacker

“Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked, but I am your cousin. Now, the first time was an accident, but if I catch you again, you are going to hell.”

— Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger, Luanne Platter, Brittany Murphy, imdb.com

Tagged: cousin, Naked

“But that shouldn't stop you from pursuing your own dreams of wood, plywood, pressed fiberboard, and, if you've got the talent, metal! Y'see, shop doesn't have to happen in any special place—as long as it's well lit, and the outlets are grounded. Because shop is bigger than any classroom, or garage,…”

— Kit Boss, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Shop, fiberboard, plywood

“No coincidence. I like to hump, I like to eat, and I don't like to drive.”

— Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen, Buck Strickland, Stephen Root, imdb.com

Tagged: Humping, eating, Driving

“Ah, leave it to a woman to turn god's house into a love shack.”

— Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger, Cotton Hill, Toby Huss, imdb.com

Tagged: Woman, Church, love shack

“I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny.”

— Jim Dauterive, Dale Gribble, Johnny Hardwick, imdb.com

Tagged: gophers, tennessee, bragging

“Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.”

— Johnny Hardwick, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: soccer, European, anti-American

“Bobby, if you weren't my son I'd hug you.”

— John Altschuler, Dave Krinsky, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Father Son, parental affection

“Bill Dauterive: My face hurts. Hank Hill: And it'll match your ass when I'm done kicking it!”

— Greg Daniels, Mike Judge, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: ass kicking

“Peggy Hill: Did a woman ruin the Supreme Court? Hank Hill: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.”

— Gina Fattore, Peggy Hill, Kathy Najimy, imdb.com

Tagged: Supreme Court, Earl Warren, Female Supreme Court Judges