Big Mouth

“You know, Elliot, I've always acted like your softness was weakness, but now I'm beginning to understand your vulnerability is actually strength.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Gil Ozeri, Nick Kroll, Seamus McGregor , Peter Capaldi, imdb.com

“Oh, to be so horny, but so unlovable. It's truly Shakespearean, darling.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Kelly Galuska, Mona, Thandiwe Newton, imdb.com

“Andrew: Broken-home sex-freak gas-station whore. Maury: Oh, that sounds like a Billy Joel lyric.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Kelly Galuska, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Well, of course, sexism sucks, but it's really all a part of this whole crazy obsession you humans have with gender roles.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Shantira Jackson, Nick Kroll, Montel, Cole Escola, imdb.com

“I am scared and aroused, the chocolate and peanut butter of feelings.”

— Gabe Liedman, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.com

“This is capitalism. You reap what you sow.”

— Kelsey Krasnigor, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.com

“We just need to get through dinner, and then we can do the titty tango.”

— L.E. Correia, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“It would have been totally within my rights to abandon or abort this kid or make it think I'm its aunt or something. But that's not what I want now.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Victor Quinaz, Nick Kroll, Constance the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“Oh God, you're pale and sweating and shaking. You look like Prince Andrew getting interviewed.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Emily Altman, Mark Levin, Mona, Thandiwe Newton, imdb.com

“Ah, yes, the feminine hygiene aisle. An entire section of the store designed to convince women their vaginas are repulsive in their natural state.”

— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Emily Altman, Mark Levin, Rita St. Swithens, Juliet Mills, imdb.com

“Between your rotten genes and your truly horrific upbringing, you still somehow ended up a good person.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Matthew MacDell, Andrew Rannells, imdb.com

“I came here to do two things. Eat some Pringles and get my body rocked.”

— Gil Ozeri, Mark Levin, Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Lola Skumpy, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Just 'cause you didn't like me back doesn't mean I get to hate you.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“We all have our own monsters, hormones, anxiety, depression, hate. It's all about how you deal with them. Your monsters are you.”

— Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Maury: You know, Rick once helped me out of a Costco. You can't find the exit in those places. Rick: You just gotta look for the entrance. The entrance is the exit, man!”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“You're a man, Andrew, with a dick of steel and a gun for an ass. Go get 'em!”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Oh, my God! I never tried ceviche, even though I told everyone I hated it!”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“I mean, life shits all over you like you're a statute at a bird sanctuary.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Matthew MacDell, Andrew Rannells, imdb.com

“Andrew, I gotta level with you, bud. You are out of shape. You struggle with stairs, and you have a hard time pouring milk. You're going to kill yourself.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Sex should be a mutually pleasurable activity.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Elliot Birch, Fred Armisen, imdb.com