Big Mouth

“Bonnie: Okay. Did he or did he not use your credit card to buy a $100,000 baby Beanie Feldstein Beanie baby? Connie: That baby Beanie Baby was an investment, baby. Bonnie: Baby, between you and me, he shouldn't have bought that Beanie Beanie Baby. Connie: Well, this is not the Jonah Hill I will die…”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Connie the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“Hey, don't talk directly to the audience. Who do you think you are? The Fleabag?”

— Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Marty Glouberman, Richard Kind, imdb.com

“Christmas is the perfect orgy of bright lights, dairy-based alcoholic beverages, and great deals at your local Honda dealership!”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“I've been on this hate diet all week. I just eat cookies and talk shit.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Walter, Brandon Kyle Goodman, imdb.com

“You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's a myth.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Connie the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“Well, time is a flatbread pizza, so you do you, baby.”

— Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Rick the Hormone Monster , Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“I feel like I have lyme disease because, deer, I am ticked off!”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Missy Foreman-Greenwald , Ayo Edebiri, imdb.com

“Love doesn't back down, it doubles down.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Walter the Lovebug , Brandon Kyle Goodman, imdb.com

“Ladies, women, girl bosses, let's take a step back and remember who the real enemy is. The boys!”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Jessi Glaser, Jessi Klein, imdb.com

“I mean, sure, normally I'd go home and jerk off, eat a giant page of Doritos, fall asleep on the floor, fart myself awake, and go down to dinner.”

— Nick Kroll, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.com

“You're getting your hair pubed?”

— Joe Wengert, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.com

“So you can take your destiny and go fuck yourself.”

— Gil Ozeri, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“I'm actually grateful for a lot of things.”

— Victor Quinaz, Emily Altman, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Jessi Glaser, Jessi Klein, imdb.com

“You sing like a goddamn angel, and you got the heart of a champion.”

— Joe Wengert, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“My whole body is tense, like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.”

— Joe Wengert, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.com

“I gotta withhold my seed for the safety of mankind.”

— Joe Wengert, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.com

“Teach me the ways of your kingdom.”

— Mitra Jouhari, Brandon Kyle Goodman, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Jay Bilzerian, Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

“I'm your hormone monstress, baby, I know everything!”

— Jak Knight, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Constance the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“I have nothing and nobody.”

— Emily Altman, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Jessi Glaser (voice), Jessi Klein, imdb.com

“Jay: I'm going to lick the breakfast out of your molars. Lola: Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.”

— Emily Altman, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Lola, Nick Kroll, imdb.com