Season

Season 1

by H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, Eugene Mirman, John Roberts, Dan Mintz and 10 others

The first season of the American animated sitcom Bob's Burgers commencing airing on the Fox network in the United States on January 9, 2011, and concluded on May 22, 2011. Thirteen episodes long, the season was produced by Bento Box Entertainment in assoc

(17 total)

Characters

Louise Belcher (7)Kristen Schaal (7)Loren Bouchard (6)Jim Dauterive (4)Bob Belcher (4)H. John Benjamin (3)Dan Mintz (3)Gregory Thompson (2)Lizzie Molyneux (2)Aron Abrams (2)

“I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went.”

— Aron Abrams, Gregory Thompson, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Urination, bathroom, corner

“Louise: Our family doesn't celebrate Lobsterfest. We're like Jews on Christmas. Gene: Or Jews for Jesus on Hanukkah. Teddy: Or me at a lesbian bar. Watched the hockey game at a lesbian bar, Bob. It was like I was invisible.”

— Aron Abrams, Gregory Thompson, Bob Belcher, H. John Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Lobsterfest, Jews, Christmas, hanukkah, jesus

“When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck's face.”

— Loren Bouchard, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

Tagged: Tom Selleck, Cremation, Ashes

“Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey.”

— Kit Boss, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Interior Decoration, Perverted Jockey

“Bob: Linda, there are animal anuses all over our walls! Linda: Just think of them as cute little rumps. Bob: Lin, they're anuses. I'm trying to think of worse paintings to hang in a restaurant. Um, nope, I can't think of any!”

— Wendy Molyneux, Lizzie Molyneux, imdb.com

Tagged: Anuses, Modern Art, Painting, Anus Paintings, Paintings Made By Anuses

“Teddy: I love bed and breakfasts. They're so quaint. Louise: Aren't they? Random strangers, shedding skin cells all over the house...”

— Holly Schlesinger, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Bed and Breakfasts, Quaint, Random Strangers, Skin Cells

“Bob: Wait, you read her diary? Linda: Yeah. Louise: What I can stomach. Linda: I just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs. Bob: Wha...what does it say? Linda: It says, ‘I’m not on drugs.’”

— Jon Schroeder, Bob Belcher, H. John Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Anti-Jokes, Drugs, Diary

“Louise: So you're not going to get revenge today? Bob: No, Louise, I'm not. Louise: OK, got it. [slyly] Then I won't bring your credit card...which I cut into a ninja star! Bob: Oh, you cut my credit card? Louise: Into a ninja star!”

— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Bob Belcher, H. John Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Revenge, Ninja Stars, Credit Cards

“Louise: Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the 'Child Molester'—it comes with candy. Get it? Hugo: [clicks teeth] Yes. Ron: No. Louise: Because sometimes they use candy to lure their victims... Hugo: YES! WE GET IT!”

— Jim Dauterive, Loren Bouchard, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Child Molestation, Candy From Strangers

“Frowny face? All I've been is super nice to you and this is the thanks I get? I loved you, I loved you like a horse, which is my favorite animal. You know what, let's just stop before we both say something we'll regret, like that horses are better than cows. I regret that, but it's true.”

— Nora Smith, Tina Belcher (voice), Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Frowny Face, horses, Cows

“I hope they're using protection because I am not taking care of that baby.”

— Jim Dauterive, Loren Bouchard, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: birth control, Contraception

“Mr. Fischoeder: Bob, you may be the worst tenant I've ever had. And I rent space to a raccoon sanctuary! Bob: I know. They're next door. I've been meaning to talk to you about it.”

— Loren Bouchard, Bob Belcher, H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Raccoons, Landlords, Being A Terrible Renter

“When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck's face.”

— Loren Bouchard, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

Tagged: Death Wishes

“Bob: I had to get away from those anuses for a while. Tina: You mean Mort and Teddy? Bob: Um, no. Gail's paintings.”

— Wendy Molyneux, Lizzie Molyneux, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Bad Art, Disses On Bad Art

“Teddy: I love bed and breakfasts. They're so quaint. Louise: Aren't they? Random strangers, shedding skin cells all over the house...”

— Holly Schlesinger, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Bed and Breakfasts, Gross Humans

“Randy: Do you think cows should be ground up for food? Louise: Personally I don't really care but my father, he loves grinding them up; it gives him a rush. Daddy's a bad, bad man.”

— Jim Dauterive, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Making Meat

“Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the 'Child Molester' —it comes with candy. Get it?”

— Jim Dauterive, Loren Bouchard, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Pedophile, Molestation