Season

Season 8

by Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, Andy Ackerman and 160 others

Season eight of Seinfeld, an American comedy television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on September 19, 1996, and concluded on May 15, 1997, on NBC.

(79 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (30)George Costanza (19)Jason Alexander (19)Spike Feresten (13)Peter Mehlman (12)David Mandel (12)Steve Koren (12)Cosmo Kramer (11)Andy Robin (11)Michael Richards (11)

“Mother Nature's a mad scientist, Jerry.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Mother Nature, Mad Scientist

“Speaking of exes, my old boyfriend came over late last night, and, yada yada yada, anyway. I'm really tired today.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Marcy, Suzanne Cryer, imdb.com

Tagged: Yada Yada, Exes, Sex

“I'll tell you why. Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Judaism, Religious Conversion, Joke Telling Immunity, Jokes

“Just let me ask you something. Is it ‘FebRUary’ or ‘FebUary’? Because I prefer ‘FebUary,’ and what is this ‘ru’?”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Steinbrenner, Larry David, imdb.com

Tagged: Pronunciation, february

“Well, we were engaged to be married, uh, we bought the wedding invitations, and, uh, yada yada yada, I'm still single.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Breakups, Marriage, Wedding Invitations, Single, Yada Yada

“Because I'm REFRESHED. I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk. I lie on my back. I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Loafing, Naps, Office

“Look, let me just state for the record: I think you're both better than me.”

— Steve Koren, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Self-deprecation

“It's like, if one of ’em dies, the other one wants to bench-press the casket.”

— Steve Koren, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Machismo, Bravado, Weightlifting, Death

“Oh, you think you're better than me? Go ahead, pick out anything in the room here. I'll lift it up over my head.”

— Steve Koren, Izzy Mandelbaum, Jr., Gene Dynarski, imdb.com

Tagged: Machismo, Bravado

“Oh yeah, that's right. Go. Put us all in the hospital. And you've ruined our business with all your macho head games.”

— Steve Koren, Izzy Mandelbaum, Lloyd Bridges, imdb.com

Tagged: macho, Head Games, Bravado

“Think you're better than me, huh?”

— Steve Koren, Izzy Mandelbaum, Lloyd Bridges, imdb.com

Tagged: Bravado

“If she can't find me, she can't break up with me.”

— David Mandel, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Breakups, Avoidance, Ghosting

“Jerry, you have tendencies. They're always annoying, but they were just tendencies. But now, if you can't kiss this girl, I'm afraid we're talking disorder.”

— Steve O'Donnell, Dan O'Keeffe, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Germophobia, ocd, Tendencies, Psychological Disorders

“There you are, Elaine. Go forth and create. And, by the way, when you get to that chapter about my romantic escapades—feel free to toss yourself in the mix.”

— Darin Henry, J. Peterman, John O'Hurley, imdb.com

Tagged: biography, fiction, Lust

“I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie—ahhh. And most of all, I will never forget that one night. Working late on the catalog. Just the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was pretty good.”

— David Mandel, J. Peterman, John O'Hurley, imdb.com

Tagged: funerals, Passion, Fables, fiction

“The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Reilly, Joel Polis, imdb.com

Tagged: Comebacks, Zingers

“This is my one chance to make a great entrance! My whole life, I have never made a great entrance!”

— David Mandel, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: balls, Entrances

“Yeah, because you're perfect. You're a calculating, coldhearted businesswoman. And when there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on a few throats.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Coldhearted, Dirty Work, Machiavellian, Cutthroat

“I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!”

— Darin Henry, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Dreams, Surreal, Hamburgers

“Sometimes in life, the gods smile upon you, my friends.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Zingers, Sick Burns, Comeuppance, Revenge, Fate