Quotes tagged ‘Sassy’
(488 total)
“Mac, I'm gonna stop you right there. First of all, your breath smells like an old-lady fart passing through an onion. Secondly, I know you're trying to manipulate me. And it's not going to work. Get your hand off my shoulder because I've got a fatty to burn.”
— Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Deandra Reynolds, Kaitlin Olson, imdb.com
“Jerry: What' you doing? Watching some tv, playing on your phone? Summer: Is that a real question? Jerry: Just making conversation. Summer: Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with? My choice is to: say nothing, be sarcastic, or bark "yes" like a trained animal. It's not a conversati…”
— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.com
“Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it tog…”
— Alex Rubens, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Morty Smith (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“Morty: You have a whole planet... sitting around making your power for you?! That's slavery! Rick: It's society! They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other, they buy houses, they get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power. Morty: That just sounds li…”
— Dan Guterman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com