“I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sl…”— Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: breakfast, Bed, Smell, Bacon, George Foreman Grill
“No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don't tell them.”— Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.comTagged: downsizing, Patient, cancer, don't tell
“I guess the attitude that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second and probably an entertainer third.”— Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Attitude, Create, Friend, boss, entertainer
“I say dance, they say 'How high?'”— Jonathan Hughes, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: dance, jump, how high, misworded
“Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.”— Charlie Grandy, Daniel Chun, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Friends, Sales, Love, first, Second
“Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.”— Jennifer Celotta, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Sentence, Going, Hope, Start, lost
“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.”— Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.comTagged: boss, teaching others, Dancing, leader
“This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple years ago.”— Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: receptionist, Cute, years, Younger
“Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.”— Michael Schur, Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, strike one
“Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”— Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Flaws, sing in showe, volunterring, sue me, Car
“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”— Justin Spitzer, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, Gun, shot
“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”— Michael Schur, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Wikipedia, Best Thing, World, subject, best possible
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: feared, Loved, Both
“Well, well, well, how the turntables.”— Warren Lieberstein, Charlie Grandy, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: tables turn, roles switch, misworded
“I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be okay.”— Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: hospital, save, Okay, Anticlimactic
“Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, ‘Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.’”— Michael Schur, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: presents, Care, Love, dollars, Money
“Is there something besides 'Mexican' you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?”— B.J. Novak,, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Offensive, Mexican, Preference, Question
“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”— Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: dementors, Worst Thing, Harry Potter reference, Prison Mike, Prison
“You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.”— B.J. Novak,, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: white collar, Blue Collar, play on words, Work
“Yes it is true! I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. I need a username and I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”— Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: True, Online Dating, username, Little Kid Lover, Priorities
“I don't come up with this stuff, I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest the guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.”— B.J. Novak,, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: forward, Arrest, Guy, passing drugs
“I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here.”— Jennifer Celotta, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: don't understand, Honor, martin luther king, Work
“It's not like booze ever kil*** anyone.”— Greg Daniels, Steve Carell, Michael Scott, amazon.comTagged: booze, killed, Alcohol
“I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.”— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: inside jokes, part of one, Someday
“Don't ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.”— Jennifer Celotta, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Reason, Matter, whatsover, Nonsensical
“Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.”— Paul Lieberstein, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: cold, train, dead, Stiff, expressionless
“It's simply beyond words. It's incalculable.”— Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: simply, Beyond, incalculable, Words
“We're all homos. Homo... Sapiens.”— Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: Homosexual, homosapien
“Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?”— Jennifer Celotta, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.comTagged: doing alcohol, Drug, cool, Drinking, Alcohol