“A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.”Tagged: Magicians, Grocery Stores, Double Entendre
“So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem cums out of nowhere.”Tagged: Premature Ejaculation, Puns, Double Entendre
“Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.”Tagged: Loco, Motives, Double Entendre, Mexican
“There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.”Tagged: Prison, Prison Break, Midgets, Puns
“You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.”Tagged: Vegetarians, Vampires, play on words
“If you want to catch a squirrel, just climb a tree and act like a nut.”Tagged: Squirrel, Trees, Nuts
“A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.”Tagged: Farmers, Cows, Rounding Up
“The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.”Tagged: Midgets, Fortune Tellers, killers, Puns, Mediums
“I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.”Tagged: Brain, Body Organs, stupidity, Self-deprecation
“It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.”Tagged: Puns, Kleptomaniacs, Literally
“Masturbation is like procrastination—it's all good fun until you realize you’re just fucking yourself.”Tagged: masturbation, procrastination, Fun, Fucking Yourself