“Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well-known six offender.”Tagged: Puns, Sex Offender
“What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.”Tagged: Puns, Rain, Terror, dangerous, Precipitation
“Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!”Tagged: Corduroy, pillows, Headlines, Puns
“What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.”Tagged: Puns, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Marriage
“My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's only got his shelf to blame.”Tagged: Puns
“Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent.”Tagged: Pterodactyl, bathroom, Silent, Puns
“So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem cums out of nowhere.”Tagged: Premature Ejaculation, Puns, Double Entendre
“There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.”Tagged: Prison, Prison Break, Midgets, Puns
“The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.”Tagged: Midgets, Fortune Tellers, killers, Puns, Mediums
“It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.”Tagged: Puns, Kleptomaniacs, Literally
“People are willing to pose nude for artists they don’t even know – color me cautious, I think it seems sketchy.”Tagged: Nude Models, Artists, Puns, Wordplay
“Prostitute 1: What should we do tonight? Horror movies? Prostitute 2: I say movies.”Tagged: Puns, prostitution, Horror Movies
“Any pants can be considered high-wasted if the person wearing them drinks and smokes enough.”Tagged: Puns, pants, High-Waisted