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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch is an American sitcom based on the Archie comic book series of the same name. The show premiered on September 27, 1996 on ABC to over 17 million viewers in its "T.G.I.F." line-up. The show stars Melissa Joan Hart as Sabrina Spe
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“Miles: Why should I pay $5 to get rejected when I do it so well for free? Sabrina: Well, for every girl who says no, you're that much closer to the one that will say yes. Dating is a numbers game! Miles: So, getting rejected by twenty girls in one night is a good thing? Sabrina: Yeah, for only five…”
— Adam England, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Roxie: Hey, what's that for? Sabrina: Josh and I are throwing a singles party at the coffeehouse. I'm sure you think it's stupid. Roxie: I haven't been on a date in five months. I can live with stupid. Sabrina: Well, there's no motivation like desperation.”
— Adam England, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Sabrina: Hey, guys, what's going on? Morgan: We're clearing out of here. Grab all you can carry. Roxie: It turns out it wasn't you. The whole house is possessed. Miles: And unlike scantily-dressed teenagers in slasher movies, we know when to leave.”
— Grant Nieporte, Dan Kael, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Miles: Okay, I've checked out all the bedrooms and closets. And, Morgan, while you have an interesting selection of hosiery, I detect no supernatural activity. Morgan: You went looking for poltergeists in my underwear drawer? Miles: For your own protection.”
— Grant Nieporte, Dan Kael, Morgan Cavanaugh, Elisa Donovan, imdb.com
“James: All right, let's see, you've been expelled from twelve different schools, you forced fourteen teachers into early retirement, one into a straitjacket. On the other hand, you were the top seller in the Other Realm High magazine drive. Sabrina: That's what I love about Amanda, she's a real go-g…”
— Bruce Ferber, Marley Sims, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Sabrina: Hey, Roxie, what's your family doing for Christmas? Roxie: The usual. We put up an aluminum tree, get take-out from Taco Bell, and then I watch my Dad and step-mom exchange cartons of Winston Lights. Morgan: Your family exchanges cigarettes? Roxie: Hey, it's just not Christmas without a vis…”
— Jon Vandergriff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Salem: That's awful. I hate prejudice. Do you know how many women have rejected me just because I have four legs and a tail? It's wrong, I tell ya! Why don't they care about what's inside? Sabrina: Salem, what's on the inside of you, is a selfish, misogynistic pig. Salem: Hey, pigs are people too!”
— Barry Vigon, Tom Walla, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com
“Roxie: This is journalism, you write the truth and let the chips fall where they may. Sabrina: But what if the chips destroy somebody? Roxie: I think I'm beginning to understand who Sabrina Spellman is. You can't handle the truth! Sabrina: I can handle the truth. I just can't handle the guilt.”
— Laurie Gelman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com