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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch is an American sitcom based on the Archie comic book series of the same name. The show premiered on September 27, 1996 on ABC to over 17 million viewers in its "T.G.I.F." line-up. The show stars Melissa Joan Hart as Sabrina Spe
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“Sabrina: Wait a second, how can being sentenced to teaching high school be sufficient punishment? Zelda: Because it’s the worst thing Mr. Rothwell can imagine. Sabrina: But now kids are going to be stuck with him, year after year! Zelda: Well, whether he means to or not, he teaches a valuable lesson…”
— Nell Scovell, Norma Safford Vela, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Zelda: I wanted to discuss this rationally but you’re making it hard. Mr. Rothwell: Hey, she failed the test — what do you want me to do about it? Zelda: But the circumstances were unfair! Mr. Rothwell: Look, if it makes you feel better, you can blame this on me. But I think we both know these probl…”
— Nell Scovell, Norma Safford Vela, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com
“Zelda: Thank goodness she left. Now we can talk about the first millisecond after the Big Bang. See I think- Ethan: (interrupting her) LOVE ME! Zelda: What?! Ethan: I’m sorry. It’s just that we finally get rid of your weird sister, and all you can talk about is the Big Bang?! I came here tonight hop…”
— Nell Scovell, Norma Safford Vela, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com
“Sabrina: Hi, I’d like to take half a minute to talk to you about the true meaning of Halloween. It’s not about candy and costumes, it’s about family and showing them how much you care. So, don’t buy into the hype and commercialization of the season. This Halloween, stay home with your loved ones. Ju…”
— Nell Scovell, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Salem: I still don’t understand why I can’t go to parents’ night with you. Zelda: Because, Salem, it’s weird enough that we’re two sisters who live together in an old Victorian house. If we show up with a cat, we cross the line into Loonyville.”
— Renee Phillips, Carrie Honigblum, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com