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Seinfeld

by Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tom Cherones, Barbara Stock and 696 others

Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version

(684 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (15)Season 2 (55)Season 3 (101)Season 4 (109)Season 5 (97)Season 6 (82)Season 7 (83)Season 8 (79)Season 9 (59)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (476)Larry David (265)Jason Alexander (179)George Costanza (179)Michael Richards (99)Cosmo Kramer (99)Larry Charles (92)Peter Mehlman (91)Elaine Benes (59)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (59)

“I heard a weatherman say that 75% of your body heat is actually lost through the top of the top of the head. Which sounds like you could go skiing naked if you got a good hat.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Winter, cold, hats, Skiing, Nudity

“If you had five chickens could you tell them apart by just the way they acted? Or would they all just be walking around? Cluck, puk, cluck? Because if they have individual personalities I don't think we should be eating them.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: chicken, Veganism, Personality

“Are you kidding, he's a mimbo, I know that…but he's my mimbo, you know even if he is a hideous freak maybe, maybe I can learn to love him, maybe in some final irony, I'll learn what love really is.”

— Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Superficiality, Mimbo, Attraction, Love

“I really don't remember, I was kinda out of it for the first couple of days, I was on a lot of medications, it was kinda like a haze, it's pretty cool.”

— Larry Charles, Tony, Dan Cortese, imdb.com

Tagged: Mimbo, Pain Medication

“People love cinnamon. It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, ‘Oh This is so good. What's in it?’ The answer invariably comes back: cinnamon. Cinnamon. Again and again.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: cinnamon, salt, Pepper

“He's the first cool guy I've ever been friends with in my whole life. You know…it's a different world when you're with a cool guy, he's not afraid of anybody. You should hear the way he talks to waitresses…he gets free pie!”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Male Bimbos, Alpha Males, Bromance

“Elaine, he's a…he's a male bimbo, he's a mimbo.”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Mimbo, Bimbo, Male Bimbo

“No, I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square.”

— Larry Charles, Jane, Jami Gertz, imdb.com

Tagged: Toilet Paper, Generosity

“Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?”

— Bruce Kirschbaum, Frank Costanza, Jerry Stiller, imdb.com

Tagged: Cults, Latvian Orthodox Church

“Women are drawn to you. They would give anything to be possessed by you.”

— Bruce Kirschbaum, Older Priest, Kay E. Kuter, imdb.com

Tagged: Kavorka, Sex, Charisma, Magnetism

“She told me. She said she’s never had a man stir up all of these feelings inside of her. She’s questioning her faith. She’s thinking of leaving the church. Oh, uh, this power. I’m dangerous Jerry, I’m very, very dangerous.”

— Bruce Kirschbaum, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Nuns, Attraction, Kavorka

“Yeah, Jerry, I’m telling you I have this power. And I have no control over it.”

— Bruce Kirschbaum, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Attraction, Sex, Charisma, Kavorka

“I don't get it. Not allowed to ask a Chinese person where the Chinese restaurant is! I mean, aren't we all getting a little too sensitive? I mean, someone asks me which way's Israel, I don't fly off the handle.”

— Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Political Correctness, Hypersensitivity, Social Justice, Chinese Restaurants, Israel

“This woman hates me so much. I'm starting to like her.”

— Larry Charles, Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Masochism, Attraction

“Yes! Yes! Everybody has to like me. I must be liked!”

— Larry Charles, Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Being Liked, Insecurity

“Your boyfriend is a normal guy. He just happens to have the same name as one of the worst serial killers in the history of New York.”

— Larry Charles, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Joel Rifkin, boyfriends, Serial Killers

“You know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables! Get it?”

— Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Coffee Tables, Books, Coffee Table Books

“His feelings? You can't continue seeing him. You're destroying yourself. I'm not going to let you. If you don't call him I will.”

— Andy Robin, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Barbers, Feelings, Haircuts, Self-Destruction

“This is nothing to me. My whole life is a lie.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Deception

“If there's a serial killer loose in your neighborhood, it seems like the safest thing is to be the neighbor. They never kill the neighbor. The neighbor always survives to do the interview afterwards. Right? ‘Oh, he was kind of quiet.’ I love these neighbors. They're never disturbed by the sounds of…”

— Larry Charles, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Serial Killers, Neighbors, Murder