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Bob's Burgers

Bob's Burgers follows a third-generation restaurateur, Bob, as he runs Bob's Burgers with the help of his wife and their three kids. Bob and his quirky family have big ideas about burgers, but fall short on service and sophistication. Despite the greasy c

(85 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (16)Season 2 (11)Season 3 (24)Season 4 (14)Season 5 (6)Season 6 (3)Season 7 (8)Season 8 (2)

Characters

Dan Mintz (20)John Roberts (18)Linda Belcher (17)Kristen Schaal (16)Lizzie Molyneux (14)Louise Belcher (14)Wendy Molyneux (14)Bob Belcher (13)Tina Belcher (13)H. Jon Benjamin (12)

“Two people, together forever. Security in life! And someone to love ya! Instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence. I'd kill myself!”

— Dan Fybel, Rich Rinaldi, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

Tagged: Security, Loneliness, Commitment, Suicide, Being Alone

“Can we roll down the windows? I'm starting to breathe in Tina's breath.”

— Holly Schlesinger, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: bad breath

“Look through the tube, see some boob! Show some green, see some peen!”

— Scott Jacobson, Darryl, Aziz Ansari, imdb.com

Tagged: voyeurism, Boob, Peen

“Remember, Tina—a nerd in the hand is worth...not really that much. Never mind.”

— Scott Jacobson, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Puns, Bird in the Hand, Nerds

“I made it rain shrimp! What did you ever do?”

— Mike Benner, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Raining Shrimp, Humblebragging

“My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet, and yes I'm including starving children, so don't ask!”

— Holly Schlesinger, Gene Belcher, Eugene Mirman, imdb.com

Tagged: Starving Children, Misery, Self-Pity

“You should know when you hold hands with me, you're holding hands with everything I've ever eaten.”

— Holly Schlesinger, Gene Belcher, Eugene Mirman, imdb.com

Tagged: Gross, Communicable Diseases, Holding Hands

“Linda: Don't you talk to me like that, Miss Smart-mouth! You just bought yourself a ticket to your room! Louise: [storming off] Oh, fine! Best money I ever spent! You can't ruin anything in there!”

— Nora Smith, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Grounded, Smart Mouth

“Louise: Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands. Bob: ‘My own apartment.’ Louise: And it cannot be a studio. You have exactly seven shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day eight, there will be tears and violence.”

— Kit Boss, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: List of Demands, Christmas List, Studio Apartment, Threats, Tears

“Bob: Tina, you have the fullest head of hair in the family. I would kill for that hairline. Tina: I believe you would!”

— Jon Schroeder, imdb.com

Tagged: Hairline, Receding Hairline, Male Pattern Baldness

“We're adrenaline junkies. We like our rides pure, uncut, and assembled in Meh-hi-co!”

— Gregory Thompson, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Adrenaline, Meh-hi-co, Junkies

“Linda: Yeah, it's a little weird, but it's his selection process. Tina: It's like The Bachelor, except at the end, the one he chooses gets eaten.”

— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, imdb.com

Tagged: the bachelor, Turkeys, Selection Process

“Bob: [addressing a large pot] Duval, is that you in there? Duval: [from the pot] No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.”

— Kit Boss, Bob Belcher, H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Absurd, spaghetti, Hiding, Cowering

“Puberty, puberty, puberty. That's all I hear when you guys talk!”

— Holly Schlesinger, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Puberty, hormones

“Bob, Gene, look at yourselves; you're father and son! You're supposed to love each other, not kill each other; this isn't the Bible!”

— Nora Smith, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

Tagged: Bible, Fratricide, Parricide

“Mr. Fischoeder: She left me for a married oil magnate. And then a married movie magnate. Tina: She's a magnate magnet.”

— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Magnets, Magnates, Wordplay

“Don't have a crap attack!”

— Holly Schlesinger, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Crap Attack

“Time for the charm bomb to explode.”

— Kelvin Yu, Steven Davis, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Charm Bomb

“Bob: You're not a girl! Gene: Tell that to my vagina!”

— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, imdb.com

Tagged: Girls, Vaginas, Tell That To My Vagina

“Dress like her dad. It releases a hormone called moan-atonin. When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it. Push her in a lake. Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt-crack is. Sing a song that you suppo…”

— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Prince of Persuasia, imdb.com

Tagged: Misogyny, Game Theory, Idiot, Pancakes, Butt Crack