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Family Guy
Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother
(143 total)
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“Stewie Griffin: Remember Brian, don't touch anything when we are in the past. Even stepping on a mosquito could create a chain reaction that drastically alters the present. Brian Griffin:Really? Stewie Griffin: Nah you can do whatever you want.”
— Patrick Meighan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Lois Griffin: Stewie? What are you doing here? Stewie Griffin: [points a gun at Lois] Oh there is a very simple answer to that. You drove me here, with all indignity you force me to suffer for all these years! Lois Griffin: Wha? What are you doing with a gun? Stewie Griffin: Something I should have…”
— David A. Goodman, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Peter Griffin: You know that Chuck Norris is so tough, that there is no chin behind is beard, it's only another fist. Brian Griffin: That's ridiculous. [he finds Chuck Norris behind him. then a fist come out of his beard and punches out Brian]”
— Cherry Chevapravatdumrong, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com