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Bob's Burgers

Bob's Burgers follows a third-generation restaurateur, Bob, as he runs Bob's Burgers with the help of his wife and their three kids. Bob and his quirky family have big ideas about burgers, but fall short on service and sophistication. Despite the greasy c

(85 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (16)Season 2 (11)Season 3 (24)Season 4 (14)Season 5 (6)Season 6 (3)Season 7 (8)Season 8 (2)

Characters

Dan Mintz (20)John Roberts (18)Linda Belcher (17)Kristen Schaal (16)Lizzie Molyneux (14)Louise Belcher (14)Wendy Molyneux (14)Bob Belcher (13)Tina Belcher (13)H. Jon Benjamin (12)

“Bob: Wait, I know how we can get back in front of Pesto. Linda: Bob, it's not a race. Bob: That's right, it's not a race, Lin. It's a war. Gene: It's a race war. Bob: Gene.”

— Steven Davis, Bob Belcher (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Race, War, Race War

“Sorry, ballroom's been canceled. The teacher just waltzed out of here. Get it? I'm kidding. She died.”

— Kelvin Yu, Steven Davis, Receptionist, imdb.com

Tagged: Death, Morbid Humor, Gallows Humor

“Wow, running with a coffee table's hard. No wonder no one does that.”

— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, Teddy, Larry Murphy, imdb.com

Tagged: Exhausted, Coffee Tables, Absurd

“Jimmy Junior: Tinabot, commence to the AV closet. I want to show you something. It's something I haven't shown anyone. Not even Zeke. Tina: Wow, a secret, and a zekeret.”

— Gregory Thompson, Tina Belcher (voice), Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Puns, Secrets

“Felix: What do you want? Louise: A lot of things, Felix, but right now I want money for a dog. Felix: You owe money to a dog?”

— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, Louise Belcher (voice), Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: wishes, Wish List, Money, dog, Misheard

“Louise Belcher: How you doing, girl? Tina Belcher: Um, not great. I feel like my soul has diarrhea.”

— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Tina Belcher (voice), Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Diarrhea of the Soul

“Linda: I like sandwiches. Bob: You smell like you do. Linda: You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around?”

— Dan Fybel, Bob Belcher (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Smell, You Smell, bad breath, sandwiches, insults

“Mr. Frond: So, you're in trouble again. Louise: Drink some cranberry juice. Mr. Frond: What? No, not ‘urine trouble!’ You are in trouble.”

— Nora Smith, Louise Belcher (voice), Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Puns, Misheard, Cranberry Juice, Urine

“Mr. Ambrose: Ugggh! You've been a witch for what? Two days? Take it down a notch! You're playing with powerful forces; this is not kids' stuff. Tina: I am powerful forces. Mr. Ambrose: Witch, please!”

— Holly Schlesinger, Tina Belcher (voice), Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Witches, Evil, Kids' Stuff, Witch Please

“Girl it's freaky You trick-or-treat me My teeth are extra sharp My body's extra hairy Got me runnin' in the dark I love you so much It's scary!”

— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Boyz 4 Now, imdb.com

Tagged: Love Songs, Halloween Love Songs

“Teddy: You know that boat that I've been fixing up? Linda: Yoooou've mentioned it. Teddy: Well, I finally got her shipshape, and I thought it'd be fun to take you all out. Louise: Kill us? Teddy: No, take you out for a boat ride.”

— Dan Fybel, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats, invitations, boats

“Louise, you do not want that flu bug. I had it and it gave me weird fever dreams. I dreamt I was in a book club with my cousin Vanessa, but she was a werewolf.”

— Nora Smith, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

Tagged: Flu, Fever Dreams, nightmares, Werewolves

“I wanna take her stupid neck and wring it!”

— Jon Schroeder, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats, Strangulation, Wanting To Kill People, Desire to Murder

“Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie. We don't have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.”

— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Kissing, Smart Kissing, Meryl Streep, Croissants, Rainy Days

“Bob, if you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife!”

— Dan Fybel, Teddy, Larry Murphy, imdb.com

Tagged: Death Threats, Mouthy, Wife

“It was a time in Japan when the evil monsters would attack the nice little villages for no good reason. And the only force in all of Japan who could stop them are...Hawk & Chick!”

— Rich Rinaldi, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

Tagged: Japanese Monsters, Japan, Evil

“I should write a parenting book. Call it, ‘Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back!’”

— Rich Rinaldi, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

Tagged: Parenting Books, Parenting

“One man's trash is another man's Christmas gift for Dad!”

— Kelvin Yu, Steven Davis, Gene Belcher (voice), Eugene Mirman, imdb.com

Tagged: Christmas, Christmas Presents, Regifting, Trash

“Oh, right! Because that's what Thanksgiving is all about—running around with a bunch of stupid birds and going on rides. Fine, go. But you know what? I am not making dinner!”

— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, Bob Belcher, H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Dinner

“Tammy: Where's Tina? At home, crying into her butt? Tina: No. My butt is dry. And strong.”

— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Dry Butt/Strong Butt, Crying Into Your Butt, Sarcasm, Resilience