Tagged: Evil
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Seinfeld
by Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tom Cherones, Barbara Stock and 696 others
Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version
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“A job with the New York Yankees! This has been the dream of my life ever since I was a child, and it's all happening because I'm completely ignoring every urge towards common sense and good judgment I've ever had. This is no longer just some crazy notion. Jerry, this is my religion.”
— Andy Cowan, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but...I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made…”
— Andy Cowan, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.”
— Peter Mehlman, Carol Leifer, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
Tagged: Penises
“Is it me, or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?”
— Peter Mehlman, Carol Leifer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
Tagged: Ugly Babies
“Personal distance is a very important thing. There's a new personal distance, ATM distance. When someone's using an ATM, you wanna be about six feet back, don't you? Because people a little edgy around that ATM, don't they? They got their money out, their eyes are darting all around. The other place…”
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Hey believe me, baldness will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? Who do you think is going to be the first ones getting a tour of the ship?”
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com