Season

Scrubs Season 4

by Zach Braff, Donald Faison, Sarah Chalke, John C. McGinley, Neil Flynn and 17 others

The fourth season of the American comedy-drama television series Scrubs premiered on NBC on August 31, 2004 and concluded on May 10, 2005 and consists of 25 episodes. Heather Graham guest starred for an extended run for the first 8 episodes, and then anot

(21 total)

Characters

Perry Cox (6)John C. McGinley (6)Zach Braff (5)John 'J.D.' Dorian (5)Elliot Reid (4)Sarah Chalke (4)Janae Bakken (4)Tad Quill (3)Debra Fordham (3)Bill Callahan (3)

“J.D.: Look, Elliot, I've got my own problems. I don't have time to deal with your little sex pickle. Dr. Kelso: Really? She spent two years dealing with yours.”

— Angela Nissel, Bob Kelso, Ken Jenkins, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Sex Pickle, Comeback, Problems, Euphemism

“How is it that no man understands that every woman, whether she's sixteen or sixty, still has that awkward, insecure, self-conscious teenage girl inside of her?”

— Bonnie Sikowitz, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com

Tagged: Women, awkward, Insecure, self-conscious, Teenage Girls

“Nothing in this world, that's worth having comes easy”

— Mark Stegemann, Bob Kelso, Ken Jenkins, imdb.com

Tagged: World, Easy, Worth It, Life, meaningful

“Molly: You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders now. Elliot: They don't work for me. I still can't sit down without showing the whole world the crack of my ass. The other night, some guy tried to put a pen in it. J.D.: 'Some guy'... I never get credit for anything!”

— Bill Callahan, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com

Tagged: thongs, ass, Ass Crack, Some Guy, Credit

“Turk! If you can't remember to put the cap on the toothpaste how are we going to raise our children? You know what? I'm going to stay with my sister!”

— Bill Callahan, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com

Tagged: Overreaction, Children, Frantic, Freak-out

“DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, CARLA?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!”

— Debra Fordham, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com

Tagged: warrior, Arm Wrestling, Masculinity, Strong

“Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say, 'Hell yeah!'”

— Tim Hobert, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com

Tagged: Black Girl, White Girl, ass, Big Butt

“Yeah, I'm not that great with kids. They've got such tiny hands. It's creepy.”

— Angela Nissel, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com

Tagged: Tiny Hands, creepy, kids

“Turk: You have created a monster. Elliot did a little tongue dance in Franklyn's ear just to get him to do her labs before mine. Carla: So she used her femininity! The only reason you usually get your lab-work back so fast is because you always pick Franklyn to play basketball even though he always…”

— Tad Quill, Gabrielle Allan, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com

Tagged: femininity, Advantages, manipulation, Priority

“I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.”

— Tad Quill, Gabrielle Allan, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: Moments, Sex, Love, Great Times

“No matter how much we like to pretend otherwise, strong confident women will always have the power over us. Whether they're fighting for respect, fighting for their man, or even just fighting for the hell of it. Strong women make all guys feel the same way.”

— Debra Fordham, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: Strong Women, Confidence, Power, Respect, strength

“Life is pointless, Gandhi, and I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The only thing more pointless than life itself is being a doctor. I mean, bottom line, you spend 8 years and 200 G's trying to get through med school and what do you have to show for it? I'll tell ya. A diploma on your wall, and…”

— Debra Fordham, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: doctor, Medicine, Pointless, Life, Med School

“Turk: J.D., big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells! J.D.: Why'd you get a new cell phone number? Your old number spelled 'kufunninapuh.' Turk: Yeah, well this one's 916-CALL-TURK. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Turk! J.D.: How'm I supposed to remember that? I'm begging you, stic…”

— Janae Bakken, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: Friends, Spelling, Change, Big News, cell phone

“Elliot: Carla, when I became Chief Resident, I wrote a pledge to myself. And do you know what it said? Carla: Mm-mm? Elliot: It said 'Dance like nobody is watching.' Which I do, constantly... in my living room, with the shades closed just in case somebody is watching. But it also said not to hide pr…”

— Janae Bakken, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com

Tagged: Dancing, Hide Problems, Dance Like Nobody Is Watching, Pledge, Contradiction

“Oh, my God! I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time. I'm... I'm gavomiting!”

— Janae Bakken, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: Vomit, Gagging, Sick

“J.D.: Dr. Cox, I'd like to take this one. Dr. Cox: Go ahead. J.D.: Mr. Steel, first name, Man of. Dr. Cox: And you're done.”

— Janae Bakken, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: Superman, Jokes, Funny Not Funny

“Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”

— Bill Callahan, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: Chocolates, Optimism, Bastards, Annoyance, Naive

“J.D.: ...That's why it's always nice when someone takes the time to reach out and befriend you. New Doctor: Hey! I'm Ron, I'm a new doctor here. J.D.: Hey Ron, the "I don't care" ward's down there.”

— Tad Quill, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: Befriend, hypocrite, I Don't Care, New, Sassy

“Dr. Kelso: So what do you think? Dr. Cox: I’ll tell you there, Bobbo, either this kid has a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.”

— Matt Tarses, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: Light Bulb, Great Idea, Witty, Medical Anecdotes

“Dr. Cox: Newbie, how you doing? J.D.: OK, keep it together. It's "be a man" time. [out loud] No, it's fine. You went with your gut. Elliot's a great doctor. I do have three questions, though. Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love?! Who's going to tell my mom?! And what the hell am I su…”

— Matt Tarses, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: promotion, Disappoinment, Business Cards, Jobs, Questions