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Matt Stone

132 quotesTelevision Actor · Born May 26, 1971 · United States Of America · Male

Matthew Richard Stone (born May 26, 1971) is an American actor, animator, writer, director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is known for co-creating South Park (1997–present) along with his creative partner Trey Parker, as well as co-writing the Tony Award-winning musical The Book of Mormon (2011). Stone was interested in film and music as a child, and attended the University of Colorado, Boulder following high school, where he met Parker. The two collaborated on various short films, and starred in a feature-length musical, titled Cannibal! The Musical (1993). Stone and Parker moved to Los Angeles and wrote their second film, Orgazmo (1997). Before the premiere of the movie, South Park premiered on Comedy Central in August 1997. The duo, who possess full creative control of the show, have since produced music and video games based on the show, which continues to run. They worked on a feature film titled South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999), which received acclaim from both critics and fans. Alongside Parker, he has also produced various feature films and television series, including Team America: World Police (2004

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From “Volcano”

Stan: My uncle Jimbo says that after this he's gonna take me hunting in Africa. Kyle: Wow. That'd be cool. Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.

Africa Hunting Black People Stating the Obvious

Jimbo: Okay, each of you young'uns take a gun, a beer, and some smokes. Cartman: Hey! I didn't get a gun! [Jimbo gives a rifle to Cartman] Sweet. This is like the gun I used in 'Nam. Stan: You weren't in Vietnam, Cartman! Ned: Were you stationed in DA Nang? Stan: Cartman always makes stuff up, Ned,…

Guns Beer Cigarettes Vietnam Threats

From “Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride”

Jimbo: Come on, Ned, and keep quiet. Ned: Okay. [They climb over the fence and encounter...] Jimbo: Hello, Enrique. Ned: What are we doing here? Jimbo: Well, Ned, we always kidnapped Middle Park's mascot. But this year we're going to booby-trap it instead. [puts bomb on Enrique's back] And when John…

Footnall rivalry Mascot Kidnapping John Stamos

Stan: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut— Chef: HIKE THE DAMN BALL!!

procrastination Football

Gay people? Gay people are evil, right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you…

Homophobia Evil Nazi Vomitous violent

From “An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig”

Chef: Now children, gather around, and watch the wonders of life. The beauty of Mother Nature. [The pig is heard squealing loudly] Stan: Ah, sick! Cartman: Fluffy! Chef: Hmm, now I know how all those white women must have felt.

Reproduction Mother Nature Pig White Women

It appears that the horrible, destructive creature is actually 8-year-old Stan Marsh of South Park. When asked why he was wreaking such havoc on his hometown, the little boy replied, 'Me Stan, bachump, BA-chewy-chump, BA-chewy-chump.' Back to you in the studio.

News Reports Mistaken Identity

Cartman: If a woman did that to me, I'd be all like, 'Hey, why don't you stop...dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed?' Stan: Cartman, what the heck are you talking about?…

Smoking Crack bedroom wuss role playing

Kyle: Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's going to kick your ass, just tell her 'Shelley, you're my sister and I love you.' Kenny [muffled]: And I want to see you handling your breasts. Stan: Sick, dude, she's my sister!

Family Love kick your ass I Love You breasts Harassment

Mrs. Crabtree: Wait! What's that thing?! [referring to the elephant] Kyle: Oh, this is the new retarded kid. Mrs. Crabtree: Oh. I'm sorry, little girl, but you still can't get on. You have to take the Special Ed bus.

retarded kid short bus Elephant antrhopomorphism

From “Death”

Protester: Look, it's the president of the network! John Horsoff: Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is John Horsoff. I have prepared a speech on behalf of the network. Fuck you! [pause] John Horsoff: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over…

TV network Fuck You

Enya-style music: Take a look, take a look, take a look above the sky! Come and fly, take a ride— Stan: This music is terrible! It's cheesy but lame, and eerily soothing at the same time! Grampa: Now you know what's it's like to be old!

enya Music soothing old age

We interrupt this program to bring you loud static.

static we interrupt this program

Stan: Jesus, is it okay to kill somebody if they ask you to? Because they're in a lot of pain, you know, like assisted suicide? [pause] Jesus: My son, I wouldn't touch that with a sixty-foot pole. Stan: [hangs up] Goddamn it! Jesus: I heard that!

prayer jesus Murder Assisted Suicide blasphemy

Cartman: I would never kill somebody. Unless they pissed me off. Grampa: Oh, is that a fact? Well, let me tell ya something, Porky. Your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a little bitch! Cartman [shocked]: What? Grampa: That's right! Stan: Grampa! Grampa: And then, I dug up your…

Necrophilia i fucked your mom piece of crap

[Cartman punches Kyle in the shoulder] Kyle: Ow! What the hell was that for?! Cartman: That's for your stupid mother! She made me miss Terrance & Phillip last night! Clyde: Yeah, what's the big idea having your mom call our moms last night? Kyle: Well I didn't have her do it. She did it on her own.…

bathroom humor Defecation Farting

Randy: How does it feel to be 102, Pops? Grampa: Shoot me! Sharon: Make a wish, Grampa! Grampa: I wish I were dead! Randy: [chuckles]: That's our silly Grampa. Grampa: I'm not being silly: shoot me! I'd do it myself, but I'm too damn old!

make a wish centenarian Age Too Old Shoot Me

Mrs. Cartman: Eric, I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother. She said that this show is naughty and might make you a potty-mouth. Cartman: That's a bunch of crap. Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew!

naughty Potty Mouth Jew Anti-Semitism

From “Pinkeye”

[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip] I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead. My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed! Make love, don't you be afraid! Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!

Michael Jackson thriller parodies Necrophilia

Cartman: Go back to Endor, you stupid Wookie! Kyle: Wookies don't live on Endor.

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