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Seinfeld
by Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tom Cherones, Barbara Stock and 696 others
Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version
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Characters
“I think this is the same one I gave him. He recycled this gift. He's a regifter!”
— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“The point is I intend to undertake this. And I'll do it with or without you. So if you're scared, if you haven't got the stomach for this, let's get it out right now! And I'll go on my own. If not, you can get onboard and we can get to work! Now, what's it going to be?”
— Bruce Kirschbaum, Sam Kass, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Well you know all my life I've been running away from that name. That's why I wouldn't tell anybody. But I've been thinking about it. All this time I'm trying not to be me. I'm afraid to face who I was. But I'm Cosmo, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer. And that's who I'm going to be. From now on that's who I'…”
— Bruce Kirschbaum, Sam Kass, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd…”
— Bruce Kirschbaum, Sam Kass, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Good, Merry Christmas, George. And bring me back some of those cigars in the cedar boxes, you know the ones with the fancy rings? I love those fancy rings. They kind of distract you while you're smoking. The red and yellow are nice. It looks good against the brown of the cigar. The Maduro, I like th…”
— Sam Kass, Larry David, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, George Steinbrenner, Larry David, imdb.com
“Sure, I like a cupcake every now and then, like everybody else. You know I like it when they have a little cream on the inside, it's a surprise. That's good, plus the chocolate ones are good, too. Sometimes I just can’t even make up my mind. A lot of times I’ll mix the two together, make a vanilla f…”
— Marjorie Gross, Carol Leifer, George Steinbrenner, Larry David, imdb.com
“Just because you're a communist, does that mean you can't wear anything nice? You look like Trotsky. It's gorgeous. Fine, you want to be a communist, be a communist. Can't you at least look like a successful communist?”
— Sam Kass, Larry David, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com