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Seinfeld

by Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tom Cherones, Barbara Stock and 696 others

Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version

(684 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (15)Season 2 (55)Season 3 (101)Season 4 (109)Season 5 (97)Season 6 (82)Season 7 (83)Season 8 (79)Season 9 (59)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (476)Larry David (265)Jason Alexander (179)George Costanza (179)Michael Richards (99)Cosmo Kramer (99)Larry Charles (92)Peter Mehlman (91)Elaine Benes (59)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (59)

“I know what you thought. They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps.”

— Spike Feresten, Rebecca, Sony Eddy, imdb.com

Tagged: Poverty, Unemployment, homeless

“Frolf: Frisbee golf, Jerry. Golf with a Frisbee. This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George!”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Frolf, Frisbee Golf, Frisbee, Golf, Summer

“The last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is reality.”

— Spike Feresten, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Sarcasm, Reality

“It's the best part. It's crunchy, it's explosive, it's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing. I'll tell you. That's a million-dollar idea right there. Just sell the tops.”

— Spike Feresten, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Muffin Tops, Entrepreneurs, Million-Dollar Idea

“If you can call it that. Why is it every halfwit and sitcom star has his own book out now?”

— Spike Feresten, Mr. Lippman, Harris Shore, imdb.com

Tagged: Sitcom Stars, Halfwits, celebrity, Vanity, Publishing

“Elaine, these ideas are all in the air. They're in the air.”

— Spike Feresten, Mr. Lippman, Harris Shore, imdb.com

Tagged: Ideas, Plagiarism

“We wanna look to the future, we gotta tear down the past. Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently. He wasn't really a sultan. Ah, what d'you make of that? Hey, check this out. Lou Gehrig's pants. Not a bad fit. Hey, you don…”

— Jennifer Crittenden, George Steinbrenner, Larry David, imdb.com

Tagged: Babe Ruth, Sultan of Swat, Lou Gehrig, baseball, Future

“It's taken me thirteen years to climb up to the top of that speed dial, and I don't intend to lose my spot to you.”

— Jennifer Crittenden, Mrs. Hamilton, Louan Gideon, imdb.com

Tagged: Speed Dial, Competition

“All right. I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, and throw myself right back down again!”

— Jennifer Crittenden, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Self-deprecation

“So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence?”

— Jennifer Crittenden, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: incompetence

“You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. ‘Hey, denty!’ Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Anti-Dentite, Anti-Semite, Slurs

“Don't you see what Whatley is after? Total joke-telling immunity. He's already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Judaism, Christianity, Jokes, Joke-Telling Immunity, Polish Jokes

“Mother Nature's a mad scientist, Jerry.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Mother Nature, Mad Scientist

“Speaking of exes, my old boyfriend came over late last night, and, yada yada yada, anyway. I'm really tired today.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Marcy, Suzanne Cryer, imdb.com

Tagged: Yada Yada, Exes, Sex

“I'll tell you why. Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Judaism, Religious Conversion, Joke Telling Immunity, Jokes

“Just let me ask you something. Is it ‘FebRUary’ or ‘FebUary’? Because I prefer ‘FebUary,’ and what is this ‘ru’?”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Steinbrenner, Larry David, imdb.com

Tagged: Pronunciation, february

“Well, we were engaged to be married, uh, we bought the wedding invitations, and, uh, yada yada yada, I'm still single.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Breakups, Marriage, Wedding Invitations, Single, Yada Yada

“Because I'm REFRESHED. I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk. I lie on my back. I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Loafing, Naps, Office

“Look, let me just state for the record: I think you're both better than me.”

— Steve Koren, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Self-deprecation

“It's like, if one of ’em dies, the other one wants to bench-press the casket.”

— Steve Koren, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Machismo, Bravado, Weightlifting, Death