Big Mouth

“I may have bitten off more than I can fuck.”

— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Jay Bilzerian (voice), Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

“Oy vey. Why do the good ones always gotta be oy gay?”

— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“I love big and I love hard.”

— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“Judd Birch: Dad, your breath smells like pussy. Elliot Birch: It always does.”

— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Elliot Birch (voice), Fred Armisen, imdb.com

“You look like a hot hunk of cheese.”

— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“I got it at Topman, yet it screams bottom.”

— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Matthew, Andrew Rannells, imdb.com

“I'll be here farting up in your bed.”

— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“Happy Valentine's Day, my little baby Bunsen burner.”

— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“Daniel, you've been a busy little asshole, huh?”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Matthew, Andrew Rannells, imdb.com

“Missy: Oh, uh... don't worry, I won't mons push you this time. Andrew: You can mons push me all you want.”

— Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.com

“Jessi: Okay, I admit some of these girls are kind of pretty, but my mom says real beauty is on the inside. Hormone Monstress: So is your colon, and that's packed with crap”

— Kelly Galuska, Constance the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“Gena: You're like a little Muggsy Bogues. Nick: Well, you know, Muggsy Bogues is already pretty little, but thanks.”

— Kelly Galuska, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Andrew, I think the mother and the sister are about to fuck.”

— Kelly Galuska, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Andrew: So, life started because a giant alien had sex with the Earth? I don't know. That sounds like Scientology. Maury: Yup, of everyone they got the closest.”

— Duffy Boudreau, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“I guess I should go to school, even though there's no porn there.”

— Gil Ozeri, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.com

“Dickarus is flying too close to the sun.”

— Emily Altman, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“I crave emotional intimacy. Because my parents have a no-touch policy with me. So I don't really feel human contact at all.”

— Gil Ozeri, Jay Bilzerian, Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

“You guys realize DNA is a hoax created by gay scientists, right?”

— Gil Ozeri, Jay Bilzerian, Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

“My dad says when you take into account maternity leave, you do get equal pay.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Victor Quinaz, Nick Kroll, Jay Bilzerian, Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

“She was your friend, then she was your lover, now she's your enemy.”

— Joe Wengert, Jay Bilzerian, Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com