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Seinfeld
by Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tom Cherones, Barbara Stock and 696 others
Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version
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“This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.”
— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jackie Chiles, Phil Morris, imdb.com
Tagged: Public Humiliation
“To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting…”
— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I mean, let's say this is your brain. OK, from what I know about you, your brain consists of two parts: the intellect, represented here, and the part obsessed with sex. Now, granted, you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap. But with no-sex—Louise, this previously useless lump…”
— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Of course there's the possibility that you've gone right out of your mind.”
— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
Tagged: Insanity